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Peach Wine Find….

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Peach Wine Find….

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During this pandemic, my back yard peach tree has had a jolly good time having sex with itself. As a result, it has birthed a prolific abundance of now rotten fruit. I’m only charging a dollar/bushel, so come on over and grab some. These little grenades are great fun and can be tossed at politicians, ex-spouses, aggressive drivers, Karens and woke virtue signalers. Moreover, and perhaps more importantly, they make a vino eccellente o bello that rivals the very best Thunderbird and Boone’s Farm vintages.

Rob Smith

Rob Smith is a lawyer and Managing Director of Chartwell Capital in Richmond, Virginia. He is mean as a snake and likes to kick little puppies when he see them. He also enjoys making children cry and tripping old ladies. He is extremely superficial and shallow. His favorite pastimes/hobbies are pissing people off, littering and being obnoxious.

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