Then read ROB IS RIGHT. I remember the disappointment in my father’s face in 1977 when I only scored a 1598 on my SATs. The first Smith since the time of Alfred the Great to get a question wrong on the SATs ( Beowulf Smith got a 470 score in 876, but he was drunk on mead). I vowed to never be wrong about anything again! Now this tremendous reservoir of knowledge is just one click away. Here you can get advice on babes ( from my Dad, guest columnist Barry White), learn stupid sports trivia and interesting bits of etymology. For example, did you know that Damn Yankee is actually one word; Damnyankee? Moreover, you can keep up with today’s news by reading the Daily Rob. Even better, now you can buy some of our cheap and tacky merchandising material (pictured above)! Just imagine, you show up to your
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