Where Is My Damn Star?

Hollywood, California. I was in Hollywood the other day. I went to the Walk of Fame, and couldn’t find my star! Naturally, being the Big Muckety Muck Chief Editor and Publisher of Rob Is Right, I have a star. Well, I should have a star! I looked every where, and I couldn’t find it.

I looked hard and long, but through perseverance  and good detective work, I found it!

It seems that Jane Fonda and Alyssa Milano had covered it up with some construction barrels.I saw the protest they were having, but had no idea they were so upset about my star.

When I walked up to them, they were foaming at the mouth and spewing all sorts of venom at me.Then, I pulled out my phone, and read a couple of Rob Is Right articles to them. They became just like that dog in Crocodile Dundee! Suddenly, they were docile and obedient, so I had them clean and wash my car.