So the other day, Joe Biden allowed me to interview him! Before we got started, I handed him an RC Cola, but little did he know, I had laced it with truth serum. Me: “So Joe, what do you like to do for fun?” Joe: “I like to sniff 10 year old girls and touch them inappropriately!” I showed him THIS CREEPY VIDEO, and asked him if he could understand why folks thought it was creepy? Joe: “Cut the malarkey pal, I don’t work for you, let’s take this outside.”
Next, I gave him the names of 7 adult women CLICK HERE, who had accused him of inappropriate touching. Joe: “Look Smith, when I was growing up in Wales, the son of a Welsh coal miner, this is what we did! Ask the New York Times, they can verify!”
This Is What We Do In Wales !
Finally, I asked him about Tara Reade and explained that his bumbling explanations were not very convincing. With the truth serum still working its magic, Joe said “that’s because I pushed her against the wall and grabbed her crotch! Do you know how hard it is for a demented man like myself to keep all my lies straight, you dumb son of a bitch? I didn’t expect that whore Mika to ask me any tough questions. She ambushed me. Do you want to fight me!”
Finally, in response to a question about his son Hunter knocking up a stripper and refusing to pay child support, Joe was getting a little sleepy, and seemed confused and disoriented. After a few minutes, he regained his attention and said: you know, the THING, I mean, you know, the THING! But Hairy legs,……damn it,…uh, eh,…. 4th floor hospital, stand up, god love em,…..ha, yeah, some, licorice candy, ….blond hairy legs, … I mean, you know, never happened, and then the uh, eh, ….New York Times, and I said Corn Pop you my main man, …..but, well…son of a bitch, they fired……huh, what, oh,….., we need to get rid of those AR-25s, because that black fella is clean, look, huh, what you lying dog faced pony…..(20 sec. pause), cough, em, uh and that’s why you should you should elect me as President !
Then Joe dozed off and that was the end of the interview……