Hey y’all, did you know that today is International Worker’s Day? Otherwise known as May Day in the old USSR? Now that our communist government has seized our property and stripped us of our liberties, I guess they will be holding a military parade today, Soviet Style!
Perhaps our idiot Governor, Comrade Northam will mobilize the Virginia National Guard to parade down Broad Street to celebrate the GLORY of the STATE. Too bad we can’t line the streets and watch, but we wards of the omnipotent state are not allowed outside. My golly, if we were allowed freedom of assembly, everyone in the Commonwealth would die of this horrible virus which has killed .00006 of our citizens! Let’s all get in line with Comrade Ralph and sing the Soviet National Anthem. If you don’t know the words, the Commissars of the Commonwealth will soon force you to learn them at the point of a bayonet. “NO BREAD FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN SING SONG!”

Go Rick !!!
I don’t know about y’all, but I am ready for a good old fashion Patrick Henry revolt. Today, I will be watching my new “main man” Rick Savage of Bethel, Maine. He owns Sunday River Brewing Company. He has a stupid communist governor too, Janet Mills. She’s bankrupted her state, and now she has shut the state down for another month. They have had 53 people die in Maine of the virus, .00004 of the population. Go Rick.