WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THE VACCINE?
Politicians and the pro-big government establishment are loudly and aggressively pushing for universal vaccinations. But why would we trust any corona virus policy proposals from this bunch? How many people…
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Rescue Chickens?
The funniest thing to me about the Harry and Meghan interview last night was the self-congratulatory “rescue” of the chickens in their back yard. I realize I am just…
BEAT THE BUSHES
In times of inclement weather, when it’s hard to get to work, remember, it’s still important to get up early and beat the bushes!
Happy Birthday to “Kenny Boy”
Unfortunately, Ken was born on that war criminal Abe Lincoln’s birthday. When my mother went into labor on Feb. 12th, Pop told her to “HOLD IT,” so he wouldn’t have…
THE DYSTOPIAN DILEMMA AND THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH
We have now learned that Mark Zuckerberg poured $400 million into a left wing organization ( Center for Tech and Civic Life) which paid crooked Democrat cities in battleground states…
ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER EPICTETUS READ ROB IS RIGHT…..
My favorite Greek philosophers are Zach Galifianakis and Jimmy the Greek, but this EPICTETUS fella nails it. Recent scrolls uncovered in the basement of the Parthenon indicate that EPICTETUS was…
BACON’S REBELLION !!!
Since 2016, America has been in crisis….. There comes a time in the history of all civilized nations when the “norms” of civilized behavior break down. Discord reigns. Courtesy to…
Falsus in Uno. Falsus in Omnibus
PART I I’ve always been partial to catchy Latin phrases. Thanks to the writings of Germanicus, a client and I once figured out how to say “F #CK Em” in…
HOW TO MAKE SPOONBREAD (wink!)
John of Patmos had to write the Book of Revelation in code. By the way, this post is a recipe on how to make delicious spoonbread!!! Ni noitidda ot gnieb…
Ruth Bader Ginsburg- Domestic Terrorist?
Of all my many attributes, perhaps my greatest gift to share with the world is my unique gift of being able to piss people off. I like to play to…
I REMEMBER WELL THE DAY I WAS BORN….
Medical College of Virginia. Old Dr. (Hundall) Ware delivered my three older brothers. Young Dr. (Hudnall ) Ware delivered me. Having not delivered any of my brothers, Young Dr. Ware…
Devon Henry
Devon Henry. Democratic political operative. Levar Stoney’s friend. Gets paid $1.8 million in secret from the City of Richmond for a job that should not have cost more than $100,000….
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH CHARLESTON….
I’ve been walking around for a couple hours and have not seen one F-word on one building, in fact no graffiti at all, no boarded up buildings, and these…
LAST NIGHT’S RICHMOND RIOTS……
For over 400 years in Virginia, the Circuit Court has been the steward of the rule of law and the glue that binds all citizens into a social compact…
Peach Wine Find….
During this pandemic, my back yard peach tree has had a jolly good time having sex with itself. As a result, it has birthed a prolific abundance of now…
The Warsaw Virginia Look……
Remember when our parents taught us to wear sweat clothes in public, get tattoos on our faces and to go out and destroy private property? As a 7 year old,…
SQUATTERS’ RIGHTS ARE SO COOL!
HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS !!! In today’s lesson, we are going to talk about Squatter’s Rights! As you may have heard, yesterday, the mean ole Neo-Nazi City of Richmond over…
TODAY IS FAT WALLY’S BIRTHDAY !!!
Fat Wally has had a good year. Over Labor Day weekend last year FW was rushed to the Medical College and diagnosed with Leukemia.You might say, Big Rob, how…
F*CK STONEY?
My nephew told me he was traveling west on the Downtown Expressway and there was a city crew cleaning up some “urban art” that said in large letters ”…
Jordan McKittrick
A tangible and worthwhile benefit of having ROB SMITH as your Sunday School, Confirmation Class and Youth Group leader is you are entitled to lifetime refresher courses, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Jordan…
SWAP HOUSES…….
I like the beach. Looking to swap houses for the rest of the summer for ocean front property in Malibu, La Jolla or Nantucket. Spend the summer in Richmond,…
Margaret Thatcher Opines On Bastille Day………
My cat, the reincarnated Margaret Thatcher is loyal to the Island Nation…..
DISHONEST ABE HAS GOT TO GO……
Mount Rushmore can often be hurtful, divisive and painful to people………. what with Abe Lincoln, the war criminal’s big mug up there. The SOB burnt my family’s house down!…
EARL!
EARL !!! This is my man Earl. After 46 years, this is Earl’s last day with the Henrico County Sheriff’s Department. Earl arrested me once……. I pride myself on my…
OTIS, MY MAN!
I LOVE THIS GUY ! Today was an absolute awesome day. I had lunch with an old buddy I had not seen in decades. Otis H Jackson was a year ahead…
IGNORANCE ON THE MARCH!
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA July 1, 2020, 3:10 pm Bud Robertson’s biography on Stonewall Jackson is one of the great historical biographies of the modern era. Anyone who has read this…
ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN: THE RADICALIZATION OF AMERICA….
Guest Column: Titus Maximus, Jr. 30 years old, Richmond, Va This is not an attack on any one individual. The purpose of this piece is to highlight and make you…
BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY…….
Happy Birthday to Ella Williams Smith, aka ‘Wa” I remember the day we took her home from the hospital. She was so little and fragile, I was scared to death….
Ignorant, Selfish Punks Can’t Measure Up To War Heros
There is no hand on the bridle of history, history is not ordained, it unfolds, and its participants are cast into it like leaves swirling from a gust of…
Lucifer, the Left and Lying
I abhor virtue signaling, including piety signaling by Christians ( See Matthew 6:1). I also don’t like using Christianity as a tool to advance a political agenda. However, today I…
D DAY PLUS 76
76 Years Ago Today…… 75 years ago today, a 22 year old infantryman, Marston Smith hit the beaches at Normandy. Two years earlier, he dropped out of the University…
MONUMENTAL IGNORANCE
Monumental Ignorance My grandmother, Ella Williams Smith wrote about her life and remembrances. Born on Christmas Eve, 1888 at 816 West Franklin Street, on the first page, she stated:…
HAIL CAESAR!
Richmond, Va. As everyone knows, I am a brilliant constitutional lawyer. Many of you are confused, and are suffering under the illusion that the Roman Republic still exists. Let…
MENSA MEMBERS USE THE F-WORD……
As an expert communicator and skilled rhetorician, I find the best way to illustrate the strength and substance of one’s argument is to use the word “FUCK” 91 out of…
SPEAKING THE TRUTH MAKES ME VERY UNPOPULAR, BUT……….
TRUTH MATTERS. In my last post, I stated: “I don’t know all the details of George Floyd’s death. However, he was an ex con, had a violent criminal past and…
THE MEDIA JUST BURNED DOWN MINNEAPOLIS
I am so tired of the so called “media” sensationalizing race issues and fanning the flames of racial division. The story is always the same; “black guy” killed by…
Kommandant Ralph Northam
Welcome to Stalag Virginia! Our Camp Comander, Ralph “Mengele” Northam has just issued an edict that we all must wear badges of state compliance! Those who wear them will not…
Our Governor Just Killed Everybody At Virginia Beach…..
Our governor and his goon squad visitied Virginia Beach to make sure we kindergartners are “following his rules.” Tomorrow, he will issue another executive order telling us to change our…
THE MAN DIED, YET HIS WORDS LIVE……
On this Memorial Day, my first instinct is to honor family members who left their homes to fight for ideals larger than themselves. However, Memorial Day’s purpose is to honor…
ACHIEVING THE POTEMKIN VILLAGE……DOG COLLARS!
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA! Now that we have seen how well these social distancing rules have worked, and how EVERYBODY loves martial law and being told what to do…
DAILY DEMOCRATIC DEVOTIONALS…….
It is a common misconception that Democrats do not believe in a higher power. Well as someone who stands for truth, I want to dispel such malicious, Koch brothers, right…
RISE UP VIRGINIA
Folks, listen to this guy. I’ve known him my whole life. he’s never been wrong about anything. He is the SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD! He is always RIGHT. Y’all…
LIBS LOVE PERVERTS AND HATE THE REST OF US
There is perhaps nothing more confusing than Democrat governors’ orders during the Chinese WuFlu pandemic. Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer is by far the worst. That was made clear with…
GUVMENT SLIME IN RICHMOND, VIRGINIA….
Richmond, Virginia is one of the most beautiful cities in America, certainly the most historic. It has had an incredible renaissance over the past 20 years. Old historic neighborhoods being…
NOT IN THIS TOGETHER BITCHES !!!
GUEST COLUMN, by Corpulentus Wallinum (his Latin Name), a loyal reader…. Comrade, I don’t want to have to endure any more TV, internet or radio ads telling me “We are…
Caesar: Veni, Vidi, Vici ! Creepy Joe: I Sniffed, I Cheated and I Dumbassed !
Yesterday, I was taking a stroll in Bryd Park. I came across a little girl riding her bike. It reminded me of Creepy Joe Biden, as she looked like one…
LEAVE US THE F ALONE….
Our Consitution recognizes, indeed celebrates God Given individual liberties. Man is made in the image of God, we are rational beings and we can think for ourselves, with no need…
LEVAR STONEY-THE RACE BAITING POLITICAL HACK
In Richmond, Virginia, our imbicilic Governor who long ago sold his soul to the devil finally decreed that Virginia businesses can re-open. It is a very timid plan. On the…
EMMET PONTIUS PILATE SULLIVAN
Remember when Pontius Pilate decided to let the crowd, the ugly rabble, decide Jesus’ fate? What in the world is Judge Emmet Sullivan doing allowing amicus briefs to be filed…
DR. ANTHONY FAUCI ELMER GANTRY RASPUTIN
In 1906 a pop star religious healer began hanging around the Winter Palace in St. Petersburg. This mystic wanderer had enormous influence with the Russian royal family. His captivating presence…
WELCOME TO THE WEENIE AGE….
There was the neolithical age, the classical age, the midieval age, and now we have progressed to the WEENIE AGE. We are living through what for centuries to come will…
My Mother, the Gestapo Agent……
Mother’s Day, Plus 1. As one of 4 boys, I always thought my mother was some sort of Gestapo agent sent to us from the government to keep us boys…
My New TV Show; Quarantine Do It Yourself
I was working in the yard a month ago. A big Hollywood producer stopped by and asked for directions. He saw how handy I was around the house, and offered…
Unconscionable, Sociopathic Lying
Dear Reader: How does it make you feel about your government when you watch high ranking, Democratic officials lie in such a blatant fashion? Tucker Carlson nails it in this…
Socialism is Creepier than Joe Biden….
This Tara Reade story is FUN. She’s on the warpath, read the transcript of her interview with Megan Kelly. So let the most honest man in America break all this…
LIBERAL MEDIA BUBBLE
Governor Andrew Cuomo is an idiot. If he would only read Rob Is Right everyday, he would less idiotic. In reality, the problem with America is liberals don’t read Rob…
My Dacha/Your Tar Paper Shack
Remember when Joseph Stalin, lived in a 200 sq. ft. flat in a crumbling, Moscow building with no heat or hot water while he was ruling over the USSR? Yeah,…
TIME TO TAR AND FEATHER ?
Yesterday Joe Biden said that the Corona-virus is an incredible opportunity to fundamentally change America. See Here. And that’s really all you need to know about the current shut down…
DUMB ASS CHILDREN…..
Tucker Carlson hits the ball out of the park in this video. If Harvard didn’t except hundred of millions of dollars from the federal government, I wouldn’t care who they…
ROB IS RIGHT, BUT GOD IS MORE RIGHTER…..
I was going to write a political article this morning, but I went over the Episcopal Lectionary beforehand, and I thought, what the hell, ain’t nothing better written or more…
I LIKE SNIFFING LITTLE GIRLS
So the other day, Joe Biden allowed me to interview him! Before we got started, I handed him an RC Cola, but little did he know, I had laced it…
MAY 1: INTERNATIONAL WORKER’S DAY
Hey y’all, did you know that today is International Worker’s Day? Otherwise known as May Day in the old USSR? Now that our communist government has seized our property and…
PROLONG THE VIRUS, WIN AN ELECTION
My brother, Fat Wally is strident in his theory as to the # 1 reason Democrats want to hype up and prolong the Corona-virus. We all know there are lots…
DO NO HARM-YOU DUMB BASTARDS
There once was a fellow who lived 2,400 years ago. He knew more about medicine and economics than all of our so called “leaders,” government experts and media elites of…
RIGHT AGAIN !
WHY AM I ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING? (ANSWER: BECAUSE I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD). THIS IS A LONG VIDEO, BUT IT CONFIRMS EVERYTHING ROB IS RIGHT HAS …
WHAT I SAW ON MY WALK TODAY…..
I took a long Sunday afternoon walk, and I saw some astonishing things! After I got home, I hid under the bed and shivered!!!
SHEEP TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE….
CORONA-VIRUS DEATHS ARE PURPOSEFULLY INFLATED About 65,000 people die in Virginia each year. As of today, the state reports that we have had 410 corona-virus deaths. This is .006% of…
FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS DISGUSTING
I watched the President’s news conference Thursday. The left wing idiotic media reports that the President told the country to inject themselves with disinfectants to kill the Corona-virus. Here is…
FEAR MONGERING POLS
Corona-virus Death Rates. Why is it that people like me know more about the Corona-virus than our government and the media? My brothers and I talk everyday. For weeks,…
HAVE YOU “HEARD” ABOUT IMMUNITY ?
HISTORY V. SO CALLED SCIENCE People often tell me that I have an amazing memory. How many times in my life have I heard so called “experts” make dire predictions…
THE PROBLEM WITH BIG GOVERNMENT IS IT IS TOO BIG…..
How many of y’all know any politicians? Republican or Democrats, they ain’t very smart. It is not an over generalization to say that most of them have a narcissistic mindset….
UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES: GOVT PROGRAMS ALWAYS SUCK…
The Payroll Protection Program Big banks are being criticized for favoring big businesses over small ones in dishing out PPP money. My response: DUH? What the hell did you expect….
“SCIENCE” The Left’s New Word To Squelch Criticism
There was a protest at the Virginia Capitol the other day about the economic shutdown in Virginia. Governor Ralph dismissed the protester’s concerns about the economic ruin his draconian stay…
WHAT GOOD WILL COME OUT OF THIS?
As you can see from the video, the so called “Corona-virus crisis” is changing our daily lives and forcing us to explore new ways to do things. One of the…
Mushy Heads…..
Why There Are So Many Mushy Heads in Academia During the quarantine, I like many, have taken on a host of DIY projects. Recently, a friend of mine commented that…
OPEN ER UP……
In Michigan, Governor Whitmer has ordered all the citizens of her state to stay home ( unless of course you want an abortion). The people protested. The response from the…
GIVE THEM ENOUGH ROPE TO HANG THEMSELVES……..
WILLFUL DUPES Today’s news is replete with stories about China being a “bad” country. The national news is finally catching up with Rob Is Right. The World Heath Organization is…
The Kumbaya People……
I have noticed during this so called “Corona Crisis,” that there are two different groups of actors among the citizenry. We have conservatives like me who distrust the government, and…
The Science of Numbers………
Probably the most frustrating element of the apocalyptic media’s coverage of the Corona-virus is their use of numbers. It’s impossible to know the percentage death rate or the percentage of…
SATAN AND CORONA VIRUS…….
I’ve noticed that people get uncomfortable whenever I have a theological conversation and talk about Satan. Certainly in today’s secular world of false religions and idolatry, many people have only…
Easter With Dad
In my 41 years, eh em, I have never missed going to Church on Easter Sunday! I am going to listen to the live stream at my church ( St….
Shout Out to Good People
Yesterday, my car broke down on the way back from a meeting in Virginia Beach. Despite being a miserly, parsimonious and niggardly skinflint who loathes unexpected expenses, I am in…
DON’T TRUST THE GUVMENT EXPERTS
There is a huge disconnect between people who draw government paychecks and those of us who are self employed and run our own businesses. It’s a difference in how one…
My Mother Kitty Smith
APRIL 9, 2020 My mother while a student at Parsons School of Design in NYC. She would be 94 today. She was a very cultured and learned woman. I remember…
APRIL 8, 2020: F-CHINA AND THE WHO
F-China! Wet markets in China where disease from bats and monkeys get into the human food chain caused the Corona-virus. Yet, perhaps the worst virus affecting the world is the…
April 7, 2020: PRAY FOR BORIS
Boris Johnson is gravely ill with the Corona-virus. Few state leaders are as charismatic or as interesting as Boris Johnson. He embodies many of the old time virtues we Americans…
April 6, 2020: Born Free: Die With Your Boots On
We American men are born free. We should not have to cower behind our front doors like little androgynous weeny boys. Let’s let the women, children and old people quarantine….
PALM SUNDAY
Since Today Is Palm Sunday…….. and since the churches are closed, I’ll do the preachin!: Today Jesus rode into the Holy City……. Everybody thought he was a KING…… He was a…
April 4, 2020: Kennedy Tragedies…..
Does the Kennedy family have more than its fair share of tragedies. Are there just so many of them that that they average about the same amount of tragedies as…
APRIL 3, 2020: WHERE DEM DOLLARS AT BOO?
Today is the day the feds turn on the $$ spigot. It will certainly help, but in many ways the damage has already been done. There are plenty of…
APRIL 2, 2020 NEWSPAPERS CAN’T COMPETE WITH ROB IS RIGHT !
Wells folks, the New York Times has just said “No Mas” to ROB IS RIGHT. They can’t compete. We are driving them out of business. Our viewership is soaring, theirs…
APRIL 1, 2020
Today, I disavow my former allegiance to the Confederate States of America. In early 1861, 80% of the revenue that flowed into the federal treasury came from the southern…
March 31, 2020
WHO GAVE THEM THIS POWER………. We will get through this virus epidemic, but will we get over the Guvment Power Grab that threatens to change our country forever, and make…
MARCH 30, 2020: RULES FOR RADICALS………..
As I write this, the guvment has effectively seized all private property in the United States, caused millions to lose their livelihood, debased the currency, shut down citizens’ rights to…
