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Jordan McKittrick

A tangible and worthwhile benefit of having ROB SMITH as your Sunday School, Confirmation Class and Youth Group leader is you are entitled to lifetime refresher courses, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Jordan is getting his PHD at Cambridge. He’s developed a Limey accent, and I was a bit worried about him becoming some sort of godless, Kim Philby heathen. He came by today and I laid a little bit of Jesus on him, and I think the boy is going to be alright and start talking Merican again. I was hoping Jesus would produce another miracle and make Jordan less UGLY, but I reckon Jesus has his reasons for not heeding my request. (I made Jordan stand 6 feet behind me so I wouldn’t catch the UGLY VIRUS).

Shhh….., now whatever you do, DON’T tell Jordan I said this, but he is one of the best guys ever. He’s a scholar, a thoughtful thinker, a dedicated Christian, a trusted friend and good to his mama. I’m honored he takes the time to come and visit me, and we have some great discussions. Then again, if it weren’t for my tutelage, he’d be living in a van down by the river.
Rob Smith

Rob Smith is a lawyer and Managing Director of Chartwell Capital in Richmond, Virginia. He is mean as a snake and likes to kick little puppies when he see them. He also enjoys making children cry and tripping old ladies. He is extremely superficial and shallow. His favorite pastimes/hobbies are pissing people off, littering and being obnoxious.

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