My nephew told me he was traveling west on the Downtown Expressway and there was a city crew cleaning up some “urban art” that said in large letters ” F*CK STONEY.” So our super hip and woke mayor uses City tax dollars to erase graffiti that criticizes him, but graffiti that advocates killing cops is super groovy. In fact, it is so groovy that if a private citizen wants to clean it up with his own money, the mayor will arrest him! Thank God, we have such a conscientious mayor! Did y’all know he is a member of Mensa?
We had another fun night of Marxist insurrection last night! The cute and cuddly little terrorists were considerate enough to announce to the world that they intended to ” Fuc* Sh#t Up.” The adorable lil cherubs were true to their word. They torched a city dump truck blocking the street in front of the 3rd Street police station. It was really sweet. Afterwards, one of the Antifa leaders, Karl Marx IV stated, we’ll be glad to pay for the damages! ( I might be pulling your leg on that one!). Then they proceeded to tear up and destroy a bunch of businesses along Grace, Cary and Main Streets, including a bunch of restaurants. The famed dessert shop Shindigz was vandalized, no doubt it being the cause for the chubby-cherub appearance of many of the “protestors.” One of my fav eateries, Foo Dog also got vandalized. No doubt due to cultural appropriation, as the joint is owned by white people and has the nerve to serve Asian eats. Now that I see the light, I feel so bad for patronizing this place all because it has good food. I am a woeful sinner.
I witnessed some of the wholesome activities last night. BLM leader Leon Trotsky III really looked dapper in his red beret and Che Guerra T shirt! He has great revolutionary tastes. I bet he gets a lot of chicks.
I drove around this morning to look at the damage, eh I mean the progress. I am so proud of my city, and especially proud of Virginia Commonwealth University for sponsoring the Young Pioneers and Komsomol activity centers that have so nutured and enlightened our young people! I did notice that all the windows of VCU buildings were smashed on a whole block of Floyd Ave this morning, but that was no doubt done by a bunch of fascists. Probably some of those ex-military people who fought for their country in foreign wars. Assh*les!
While driving around this morning K 95 had a talk show with City tourist officials exclaiming how back in March, Richmond, Nashville and Austin were recognized by the travel industry as the three MUST cities to visit in the US this year. I would concur! It is a great place to visit, especially if you have a low IQ and are prone to violence! Several local high schools just changed their sports teams to the following names: the Visogoths, Vandals, Saboteurs and the Dumb Asses. In order to help the tourist industry, I have posted some pics I took this morning illustrating the serene and pastoral beauty of Richmond. Y’all come visit, ya hear!