October 15, 2011
If you smell like dog defecation,
your parents wasted money on education.
Let’s test my theory. Who do you think smells better, conservative commentator Sarah Palin or liberal commentator Rosie O’ Donnell:
Sarah attended and graduated from the University of Idaho ( the Vandals). I know people who have met her and the word is, she smells damn good. She looks like she smells good. In today’s
Rob’s point: she smells good and her parents got a great deal on her education because it is possible to educate someone who can think in a reasoned and rational manner.
smelly liberals = no brains.
To prove my point even further, who do you think smells better? Conservative Congresswoman Michelle Bachman (left) or loony left congressional candidate Cindy Sheehan (right)?
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Believe me, a babe like Michelle Bachman smells like honeysuckle , 24/7 all the time. Cindy Sheehan, on the other hand attracts flies. Wild bears stay away from her.
Finally, as if I need to provide any further evidence to prove my theory that liberals stink, I offer additional conclusive and irrefutable facts that the New England Journal of Medicine will certainly acknowledge: Pepe Le Pew and Foghorn Leghorn.
Pepe is a Frenchman, so naturally he is one of these “35 hour work week, the world owes me something, I deserve to take the entire month of August off and vacation in Nice at the government’s expense socialists.” He fits the profile of the Occupy Wall Street protester exactly: I want something for nothing. His malodorous nature cannot be denied. He is in fact a “stinking liberal.”
Contrast Pepe with that good ole boy charmer Foghorn Leghorn. Foghorn is all about huntin and fishin, college football and
dapper lady’s men.
Folks, you simply just don’t get this type of mature, astute political commentary and in depth analysis reading the New York Times or the Washington Post. Once again, ROB IS RIGHT “breaks” another earth shattering story. You heard it here first: