October 15, 2011

I was in New York on business the other day. My editor at Rob Is Right  asked if I would  drop by Zuccotti Park (Occupy Wall Street) and offer a few observations. I said sure thing H.L., I wanted to see what all the ruckus was about. As I walked down Wall Street, I knew I was getting closer to the action, the greater and more intense the “open sewer” smell became. Upon witnessing my first protester urinating on a high end luxury car, I began to wonder why liberals enjoy rolling around in their own stench? I think I will write a white paper for the New England Journal of Medicine on the subject. Obviously, there is a direct correlation between the lack of olfactory glands and rational thought. Here is a little ditty such that you can remember this political maxim:

If you smell like dog defecation,
your parents wasted money on education.

Let’s test my theory. Who do you think smells better, conservative commentator Sarah Palin or liberal commentator Rosie O’ Donnell:

Sarah attended and graduated from the University of  Idaho ( the Vandals).  I know people who have met her and the word is, she smells damn good. She looks like she smells good. In today’s dollars, it cost her parents $2,701/year for Sarah to attend Idaho.

Rob’s point: she smells good and her parents got a great deal on her education because it is possible to educate someone who  can think in a reasoned and rational manner.

Rosie attended Dickinson College (the “Red Devils”)  before flunking out. She obviously has BO. I get nauseous  just looking at her. As a matter of fact, I can smell her straight through the Internet. Whew!!! If you have ever watched “the View,” you know that she is a complete and utter idiot. You know how much jack her parents wasted on her education/year  to attend Dickinson College?  $44,685. There is a direct correlation between smelling bad and being stupid, and no amount of education can fix the liberal aversion to rational thought,  ergo:

smelly liberals = no brains.

To prove my point even further, who do you think smells better? Conservative Congresswoman Michelle Bachman (left) or loony left congressional candidate Cindy Sheehan (right)?
:

Believe me, a babe like Michelle Bachman smells like honeysuckle , 24/7 all the time. Cindy Sheehan, on the other hand attracts flies. Wild bears stay away from her.

Finally, as if I need to provide any further evidence to prove my theory that liberals stink, I offer additional  conclusive and irrefutable facts that the New England Journal of Medicine will certainly acknowledge: Pepe Le Pew and Foghorn Leghorn.

Pepe is a Frenchman, so naturally he is one of these “35 hour work week, the world owes me something, I deserve to take the entire month of August off and vacation in Nice at the government’s expense socialists.” He fits the profile of the Occupy Wall Street protester exactly: I want something for nothing.  His malodorous nature cannot be denied. He is in fact a “stinking liberal.”

Contrast Pepe with that good ole boy charmer Foghorn Leghorn. Foghorn is all about huntin and fishin, college football and NASCAR. He exudes family values, he is anything but a liberal. He’s a right thinking American who definitely pulled the lever for Ronald Reagan. He would not have been able to subdue the Widow Hen had he smelled fowl (sorry, I couldn’t resist). Dapper lady’s men ( ahem, I know something about this subject) smell good, if they didn’t, they wouldn’t be

dapper lady’s men.

Folks, you simply just don’t get this type of mature,  astute political commentary and in depth analysis reading the New York Times or the Washington Post. Once again, ROB IS RIGHT “breaks” another earth shattering story. You heard it here first:

LIBERALS STINK!!!!