ROB IS RIGHT

THE REPUBLIC OF ROB

Marc Antony

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.

So let it be with Mitt Romney, who is a good an honorable man, but the wrong candidate to lead the conservative revolution this country so badly needs. Indeed, both Mitt Romney and John McCain were “default” candidates who only got their party’s nomination because all of the conservative candidates split each other’s vote. Mitt Romney is a big government, Massachusetts liberal who could not articulate to voters enough of a degree of difference between his philosophy of governing and that of Obama’s. Moreover, because he did not have a passionate conservative ideology of government, he let Obama define him as a capitalist villain and became defensive  instead of proudly and articulately espousing the benefits of limited government, free trade and property rights. When accused of laying off workers, out sourcing jobs, investing in Chinese companies, etc. his response should have been : “damn right I did these things and here is why.” Stupidity and ignorance will prevail if it is not challenged.

President Rob Smith Y’all Can All Go To Hell

So let’s pretend that I am running for president in 2016, here is my vision of government  and how I will articulate it. The Obama-ites believe that all the money in your pocket belongs to them and they have the right to decide how much of your money you should be allowed to keep. The correct vision of government is how much of my money do I consent to give the government and what conditions do I place on government in return for my money? Here is what I would campaign on and what I would strive to do as president:

 

Ronnie Spoke the Truth

All of this is pretty simple. Yet, none of the pretty boys   in the Republican party has the cojones to say what needs to be said, for fear of being unpopular. For God sakes,  Rachel Maddow and Joy Behar might be upset. As for me, I am mean as a snake, and nobody likes me anyway, so I couldn’t give a happy nappy if I piss off half of America, in fact I prefer it that way. Indeed, there are few pleasures more pleasurable than histrionic liberals getting their panties in a wad.
 
So the way to win elections is to be very unpopular by telling the truth. Keep telling the truth and pissing people off. Eventually, voters will respect you and then listen to you and then vote for you because you are right. Never give in on principle. Always fight for what is right. There is no other way.