LEISURE
During this pandemic, my back yard peach tree has had a jolly good time having sex with itself. As a result, it has birthed a prolific abundance of now rotten fruit. I’m only charging ...
A tangible and worthwhile benefit of having ROB SMITH as your Sunday School, Confirmation Class and Youth Group leader is you are entitled to lifetime refresher courses, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Jordan is getting his PHD at ...
EARL !!! This is my man Earl. After 46 years, this is Earl’s last day with the Henrico County Sheriff’s Department. Earl arrested me once……. I pride myself on my immaturity and ability to prank ...
Mother’s Day, Plus 1. As one of 4 boys, I always thought my mother was some sort of Gestapo agent sent to us from the government to keep us boys from having any fun. Table ...
It is terrible to live with a woman who doesn’t even know who you are…….
My old man was a piece of work. I found these pre-printed apology cards this morning. I am sure they were used frequently.
Dad had a big night last night; however, I'm a little disappointed in him. Mrs. Johnson is our church organist, and Dad needs to understand that he is irresitible and women can't help but ...
WHAT A WHOLESOME AND UPLIFTING HALFTIME SHOW……… that was last night. I was really touched. Nothing says “Mom, Apple Pie and the Girl Next Door” more than scantily dressed women gyrating their pelvises in ...
