The University of Rob
The University of Rob
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FOR ALL THE COLLEGE KIDS BEING SENT HOME DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS………
I will be teaching make up classes at my offices at 2501 Monument Avenue. I can teach you punks all you need to know in a few short weeks. These classes are fully accredited by the U of R.* This week’s classes are:
Misanthropy 101: Philosophy Department
Harold is Not A Girl: Psychology and Biology Department
Get A Damn Job and Quit Whining: Real World Department
There Are No Safe Spaces: Cry Me a Friggin River Depart.
Ain’t No Free Lunch 202: Business School
There will also be PE credits offered for cutting my grass and painting my living room.
Try outs for spots on several varsity sporting teams will be held next Wed, including the beer pong, spud and the waste your father’s hard earned money team ( I was a 4 year letter man at Virginia).
Our Women’s Studies Department is offering internships at Chartwell Capital Advisors for eh, em QUALIFIED candidates.
* University of Rob
Think where a degree from the U of R can take you in life! You may not be a renaissance man when you graduate, but you will learn the fine arts of immaturity, superficiality,narcissism, pettifoggery, selfishness and caustic indifference to authority.
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