Author: Rob Smith
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT…… I was lounging in my Malibu beach house and the University of Alabama cheerleaders were dropping grapes in my mouth……, oh wait, that’s a different dream. My bad. In ...
On my son’s first day of school, the teacher asked the class what their fathers did for a living. My son answered, “my Dad is a dancing chicken.” I was an awesome dancing chicken. I ...
This is the original commission into the Continental Army of my 4th great grandfather, Capt. Sylvanus Smith. It is signed by John Hancock. I have it hanging on the wall in my living room. He ...
Kudos to my friend and ideological soul brotha, John Tamny for articulating not just the value, but the necessity of “freedom” in all public policy decisions. As John states, “Freedom is always the answer.” The ...
You go to Pet Smart to buy Margaret Thatcher some cat food. The cash register dude with the pink hair and the Scooby Doo tatoo on his forearm earnestly asks ” Do you want to ...
Does it bother anyone else that in the Band’s song “The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down,” Virgil Cain’s wife says she saw Robert E. Lee in Tennessee? As everyone knows ( or should know), Lee ...
So last night after a long day in the trenches fighting for justice, I watched a Netflix documentary on Hugh Hefner. I discovered that Hef’s middle name was Marston. My Dad’s name, not a name ...
Politicians and the pro-big government establishment are loudly and aggressively pushing for universal vaccinations. But why would we trust any corona virus policy proposals from this bunch? How many people have they already killed? Wouldn’t ...
DAUGHTER: OMG! That meal was orgasmic! DAD: You are not allowed to ever use that word in front of me, EVER!
Anybody interested in watching the riots tonight, I’m planning a small gathering on my roof top deck. Carson and Mr. Bates will be serving libations and hors d’oeuves. Try to come by before the burning ...
