Author: Rob Smith
My brother Walter, aka Fat Wally is in a tussle with the University of Virginia and its radical Left President, Jim “Lyin” Ryan. Fat Wally really isn’t fat, but just as truth should never get ...
Out of the Cosmos, the Secrets of the Universe are disclosed…….You’re welcome.
My Encounter With Aliens From the Planet Dork I left the big city last night to check on the farm. As the sun was about to set over the glistening Rappahannock, I was startled to ...
You know what burns my biscuits? Math. Don’t get me wrong, math is a wonderful tool to understand quantitative applications. For example, “Rob Smith can throw a football 65 yards on a rope.” We can ...
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT…… I was lounging in my Malibu beach house and the University of Alabama cheerleaders were dropping grapes in my mouth……, oh wait, that’s a different dream. My bad. In ...
On my son’s first day of school, the teacher asked the class what their fathers did for a living. My son answered, “my Dad is a dancing chicken.” I was an awesome dancing chicken. I ...
This is the original commission into the Continental Army of my 4th great grandfather, Capt. Sylvanus Smith. It is signed by John Hancock. I have it hanging on the wall in my living room. He ...
Kudos to my friend and ideological soul brotha, John Tamny for articulating not just the value, but the necessity of “freedom” in all public policy decisions. As John states, “Freedom is always the answer.” The ...
You go to Pet Smart to buy Margaret Thatcher some cat food. The cash register dude with the pink hair and the Scooby Doo tatoo on his forearm earnestly asks ” Do you want to ...
Does it bother anyone else that in the Band’s song “The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down,” Virgil Cain’s wife says she saw Robert E. Lee in Tennessee? As everyone knows ( or should know), Lee ...
