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This is the original commission into the Continental Army of my 4th great grandfather, Capt. Sylvanus Smith. It is signed by John Hancock. I have it hanging on the wall in my living room. He ...
You go to Pet Smart to buy Margaret Thatcher some cat food. The cash register dude with the pink hair and the Scooby Doo tatoo on his forearm earnestly asks ” Do you want to ...
Politicians and the pro-big government establishment are loudly and aggressively pushing for universal vaccinations. But why would we trust any corona virus policy proposals from this bunch? How many people have they already killed? Wouldn’t ...
DAUGHTER: OMG! That meal was orgasmic! DAD: You are not allowed to ever use that word in front of me, EVER!
Anybody interested in watching the riots tonight, I’m planning a small gathering on my roof top deck. Carson and Mr. Bates will be serving libations and hors d’oeuves. Try to come by before the burning ...
Despite their $74 sandwiches, eating out on the patio at Taste is always a pleasant experience. However, today, directly in my line of sight, was a “lady,” she looked a bit like Lovey Howell, with ...
The funniest thing to me about the Harry and Meghan interview last night was the self-congratulatory “rescue” of the chickens in their back yard. I realize I am just a poor sharecropper’s son from ...
In times of inclement weather, when it’s hard to get to work, remember, it’s still important to get up early and beat the bushes!
Unfortunately, Ken was born on that war criminal Abe Lincoln’s birthday. When my mother went into labor on Feb. 12th, Pop told her to “HOLD IT,” so he wouldn’t have to share a birthday w ...
