Politics
I figure I know pretty much everything there is to know. The last time I was wrong about anything was June 1997. I predicted Mike Tyson would bite off Evander Holyfield’s ear in the 4th ...
I am here to save America! In recognition of July 4th, and the reasons behind the struggle for Independence, I have decided to create a new political party, the Deconstructionist Party. Naturally, since I invented ...
My Encounter With Aliens From the Planet Dork I left the big city last night to check on the farm. As the sun was about to set over the glistening Rappahannock, I was startled to ...
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT…… I was lounging in my Malibu beach house and the University of Alabama cheerleaders were dropping grapes in my mouth……, oh wait, that’s a different dream. My bad. In ...
On my son’s first day of school, the teacher asked the class what their fathers did for a living. My son answered, “my Dad is a dancing chicken.” I was an awesome dancing chicken. I ...
Right now six groups are vying for approval for a mega-million dollar gambling/hotel venue right smack in the middle of Richmond. Now that our Leninist leaders have destroyed all of our history (the reason people ...
bitter losers, F OFF, Eat Me, and get a friggin life, and if you get in my face, I will give you a fat lip. Over the past few days, I had the honor of ...
Dear Reader, Whether you realize it or not, we are living in the midst of political upheavel that will define our history for perhaps centuries to come. There is no question that massive voter fraud ...
We have now learned that Mark Zuckerberg poured $400 million into a left wing organization ( Center for Tech and Civic Life) which paid crooked Democrat cities in battleground states to cheat in the 2020 ...
Ladies, don’t cancel out your husband’s vote because you don’t like Donald Trump’s personality. Socialism is evil. Vote policy over personality. If all decisions were made based on how likeable someone was, the NBA would ...
