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How To Be A Lying Cheating Politician !!!

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The election of 64, no not 1964, 64 BC. This book by Quintus Tullius Cicero reminds us why we should never trust what a politician says, and that the only way to sleep securely at night is to elect men and women in the Cincinnatus mode, who serve out of duty and then return immediately to private life.

Quintus Tullius Cicero

 

How to Win an Election is an ancient Roman guide for campaigning that is as up-to-date as tomorrow’s headlines. In 64 BC when idealist Marcus Cicero, Rome’s greatest orator, ran for consul (the highest office in the Republic), his practical brother Quintus decided he needed some no-nonsense advice on running a successful campaign. What follows in his short letter are timeless bits of political wisdom, from the importance of promising everything to everybody and reminding voters about the sexual scandals of your opponents to being a chameleon, putting on a good show for the masses, and constantly surrounding yourself with rabid supporters. Presented here in a lively and colorful new translation, with the Latin text on facing pages, this unashamedly pragmatic and dishonest primer on the humble art of personal politicking is dead-on (Cicero won)–and as relevant today as when it was written.

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