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I think I am turning into a YANKEE or a GROUCHY old man……

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I think I am turning into a YANKEE or a GROUCHY old man……

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It has always been somewhat of an edict issued from the god of good manners to NEVER blow your horn at someone, especially on this side of the Potomac. I went years w never blowing my horn at another driver. I remember actually getting out of the car and walking up to the driver, tapping on the window and asking them politely not to be a dumbass, in an effort not to break this rule. Yet, I find myself breaking this rule w increasing frequency. I might need to get a DNA test or check my birth certificate……
Was I adopted from a New Jersey hospital? Am I 20 years older than I think I am?
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Rob Smith

Rob Smith is a lawyer and Managing Director of Chartwell Capital in Richmond, Virginia. He is mean as a snake and likes to kick little puppies when he see them. He also enjoys making children cry and tripping old ladies. He is extremely superficial and shallow. His favorite pastimes/hobbies are pissing people off, littering and being obnoxious.

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