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I’M CONFUSED…….who am I?

I’M CONFUSED…….who am I?

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So last night after a long day in the trenches fighting for justice, I watched a Netflix documentary on Hugh Hefner. I discovered that Hef’s middle name was Marston. My Dad’s name, not a name one hears very often. Indeed, there is a Hugh on Pop’s side of the family tree. It got me to thinking……..I have an old picture of Pop in a monogrammed bathrobe drinking a Bloody Mary. Coincidence? Mmmm, so I did some research. Here is a pic of Hef circa 1957 and here is a pic of Pop circa 1957 at my brother Fat Wally’s christening. THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE THE SAME 

PERSON! I am making an appt to see my therapist Dr. Flipowitz today to cope with the trauma and the realization that my father lived a DOUBLE LIFE! Now I have to determine if I am Hugh Hefner’s son or Barry White’s? If anyone has any clues, plz message me……..

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Rob Smith

Rob Smith is a lawyer and Managing Director of Chartwell Capital in Richmond, Virginia. He is mean as a snake and likes to kick little puppies when he see them. He also enjoys making children cry and tripping old ladies. He is extremely superficial and shallow. His favorite pastimes/hobbies are pissing people off, littering and being obnoxious.

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