Not being able to eat every meal out presents unique challenges for us middle aged men. We have to learn new skills, like how to work the oven. I think this “shut down” is really a subversive plot by the Nancy Pelosi wing of the Democratic Party to turn Strappin Hoss real men like myself into androgynous weeny boys. 

It Is So Demeaning To Have To Cook Your Own Dinner!

I’m sorry ladies, but I don’t think men should know how to bake things, how to type or to fluff pillows. Our job is to kill animals so we can all eat, and occasionally to kill people such that we can remain free.  Why, it’s demeaning to have to fix our own supper and not be waited on!

I think our society needs to recognize the incredible inconveniences that men have to endure, like child labor. While women are lying in bed, all comfy, trying to push out a baby, we have to wait around and lose a day of work. That’s not good for America or our GNP.

I heard the other day that some younger married men actually change their children’s diapers! What the hell! If one reads Gibbon, this is what led to the fall of Rome! Do we really want to sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age?  Wake up America!

This Is Such An Inconvenience For Us!

I never learned any of my children’s names until they were old enough to do something useful. When my son could catch a football and run a pass pattern, I asked a neighbor what his name was. When my oldest daughter turned 4, I had to learn her name to tell her to walk to the 7 11 and buy me some lottery tickets.

I am a very progressive fellow. For example, I think it is ok for women to go to school, drive cars and own property. I just think in this time of quarantine, we need to be careful not to ruin America by having men fix their own meals. I am sure French men cook their own meals, and look where that has gotten them! Ladies do you really want your men to wear turtle necks, smoke clove cigarettes and have cheese breath?  Instead of $1,200 stimulus checks, shouldn’t the government send young attractive  women into our homes to cook for us?

My name is Rob. I am a progressive thinker and I CARE about people…..