Author: Rob Smith
OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! There’s a bright, golden haze on the Capitol Dome There’s a bright, golden haze on the Capitol Dome. My spirits are as high as an elephant’s eye And it looks ...
Who wants to invest in my newest venture? You will make oodles of money. You will need a wheelbarrow to carry all the cash to the bank. I only need $100 million. I can send ...
Supreme Leader: Fellas, no need to worry about anything. I know what I’m doing. Have I ever steered you wrong? Didn’t I manipulate the West—and that hick peanut farmer—back in 1979? Remember when Tehran was ...
You boys, come inside. “What’s up, Pops?” Go to my office. Have a seat. I take off my leather belt, fold it in two, and then snap it. SNAP! “Are we gonna get a whoopin’?!” ...
Select Language . By Rob Smith April 23, 2025 “To consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions is a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism ...
I’m not a tariff guy. I am a free trade absolutist. Tariffs have always been a bad word. The machinations of the “custom house” helped spark both the Revolutionary War and the Civil War. ...
Meet Karen Screamer. I met her while walking by my local Hands Off rally. She was holding an “Elon Sux” placard in the middle of Main Street. She’s a big one, making it difficult to ...
I’m Like a Modern-Day Nostradamus… Did y’all read my article last week? Donald Trump’s Endgame Is Not What You Think. My media company is named the ROB IS RIGHT network for a reason. You might think it’s a glamorous ...
The thing about the Left and their feminine minded screamers is they are not very smart. They hear a few harsh words, despite being 100% true, and then run outside with their pinkies in the ...
