NEWS
DAUGHTER: OMG! That meal was orgasmic! DAD: You are not allowed to ever use that word in front of me, EVER!
Anybody interested in watching the riots tonight, I’m planning a small gathering on my roof top deck. Carson and Mr. Bates will be serving libations and hors d’oeuves. Try to come by before the burning ...
Despite their $74 sandwiches, eating out on the patio at Taste is always a pleasant experience. However, today, directly in my line of sight, was a “lady,” she looked a bit like Lovey Howell, with ...
The funniest thing to me about the Harry and Meghan interview last night was the self-congratulatory “rescue” of the chickens in their back yard. I realize I am just a poor sharecropper’s son from ...
In times of inclement weather, when it’s hard to get to work, remember, it’s still important to get up early and beat the bushes!
Unfortunately, Ken was born on that war criminal Abe Lincoln’s birthday. When my mother went into labor on Feb. 12th, Pop told her to “HOLD IT,” so he wouldn’t have to share a birthday w ...
We have now learned that Mark Zuckerberg poured $400 million into a left wing organization ( Center for Tech and Civic Life) which paid crooked Democrat cities in battleground states to cheat in the 2020 ...
My favorite Greek philosophers are Zach Galifianakis and Jimmy the Greek, but this EPICTETUS fella nails it. Recent scrolls uncovered in the basement of the Parthenon indicate that EPICTETUS was an enthusiastic devotee of ROB ...
