Well, he is not as handsome as his old man, nor has he ever beaten me in any athletic contest, but today is Coleman Smith ‘s birthday. Happy Birthday son !
No Birthday celebration should occur without a quick story about the celebrant:

Coleman was 5 in the picture below. At the time, when he was really happy, he had a habit of pulling out his Johnson or as we say in our family, his “Smith” and shaking the little rascal at people. During that year, he had a solo performance in the Steward School kindergarten play. There was a huge crowd. Coleman received a standing ovation. He was beaming. He was really happy. Oh, oh, my heart raced……then he reached for his zipper,….damn phone’s ringing, I’ll finish story later………