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The Bastards Killed Stonewall Jackson

Our boys routed the Damn Yankees at Chancellorsville. Stonewall Jackson, perhaps our most gifted general had run around the Blue Bellies flank and sent them across the Rappahannock running like scolded dogs. It was turning dark and we were still chasing  the heathens as they were running. Stonewall was in the chase. What do the North Carolina soldiers do? THEY SHOOT OUR GENERAL!!!
It’s time for revenge! Virginia v. North Carolina. Let’s whup the Tarheels on the football field. Revenge Stonewall’s death!
Rob Smith

Rob Smith is a lawyer and Managing Director of Chartwell Capital in Richmond, Virginia. He is mean as a snake and likes to kick little puppies when he see them. He also enjoys making children cry and tripping old ladies. He is extremely superficial and shallow. His favorite pastimes/hobbies are pissing people off, littering and being obnoxious.

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