I was in New York on business the other day. My editor at Rob Is Right asked if I would drop by Zuccotti Park (Occupy Wall Street) and offer a few observations. I said sure thing H.L., I wanted to see what all the ruckus was about. As I walked down Wall Street, I knew I was getting closer to the action, the greater and more intense the “open sewer” smell became. Upon witnessing my first protester urinating on a high end luxury car, I began to wonder why liberals enjoy rolling around in their own stench? I think I will write a white paper for the New England Journal of Medicine on the subject. Obviously, there is a direct correlation between the lack of olfactory glands and rational thought. Here is a little ditty such that you can remember this political maxim:
If you smell like dog defecation,
your parents wasted money on education.
Let’s test my theory. Who do you think smells better, conservative commentator Sarah Palin or liberal commentator Rosie O’ Donnell:
Sarah attended and graduated from the University of Idaho ( the Vandals). I know people who have met her and the word is, she smells damn good. She looks like she smells good. In today’s dollars, it costs her parents $2,701/year for Sarah to attend Idaho.
Rob’s point: she smells good and her parents got a great deal on her education because it is possible to educate someone who can think in a reasoned and rational manner.
Rosie attended Dickinson College (the “Red Devils”) before flunking out. She obviously has BO. I get nauseous just looking at her. As a matter of fact, I can smell her straight through the Internet. Whew!!! If you have ever watched “the View,” you know that she is a complete and utter idiot. You know how much jack her parents wasted on her education/year to attend Dickinson College? $44,685. There is a direct correl- ation between smelling bad and being stupid, and no amount of education can fix the liberal aversion to rational thought, ergo:
smelly liberals = no brains.
To prove my point even further, who do you think smells better? Conservative Congresswoman Michelle Bachman (left) or loony left congressional candidate Cindy Sheehan (right)?