Author: Rob Smith
I grew up in a Eudora Welty novel. When I travel north or west, it is not unusual for people to comment on my “southerness.” As I am penning this narrative, I am enjoying a ...
So instead of me just going to my doctor and negotiating how much he will charge me for a visit and paying him on the spot, like virtually all other goods and services I purchase every ...
I was with a buddy of mine the other day and he kept referring to his “johnson.” I thought to myself, why is it called a “johnson?” Why not a SMITH? Why do the Johnsons ...
I have never been one to cotton to the idea of a woman President, it is a decidedly BAD idea. Any guy who has had a flower pot thrown at him for no good reason ...
23 YEARS AGO. The phone rang, it was my brother telling me “it was a boy.” I was struck my the elation and sheer joy in his voice. Brick is 8 years older than I ...
It is that time of year again where my readers ( groupies would be a better word) from all over the world write me and ask me what I want for Christmas. If I were not ...
I think the Commonwealth of Virginia should have its own immigration policy. The fact that Virginia is now a “purple state” pains me and it is all the fault of that sprawling cultural wasteland, devoid ...
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it ...
My friend Bo Montague had a heart attack. His heart stopped……. I called Bo around 8 am Friday morning to leave him a sophomoric and very immature message, but didn’t hear back from him. By ...
SATURDAY, MARCH 17, 2012 One of the great benefits of being disliked and loathed by so many people is I can say pretty much anything I want without worrying about folks getting their panties in ...
